June 2, 2012

  • I'm With Stupid

    I have my first day of work on Monday. That means I'm spending all of this evening and tomorrow morning moving in with my sister Julia. In fact, I should probably be packing now. Why does it feel like I just moved back to Plano less than a month ago?

    Originally I was only going to live with her during the week; but since dumbass has three kids I get to stay on the weekend to help with her brats. I don't care if she's twenty-seven. A mother of three should not run around in skinny jeans, cut offs, American Apparel, and Tyler's. Last time I visited her she wanted to take pictures of us in the hot tub.

    Woman blue is baby-less. Woman in red has three kids. I am so tired of "Omg your baby is so beautiful!", and I'm pretty sure Jules will eventually tire of "hot babysitter". This is going to be an embarrassing summer.